I simply cannot this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly click here incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a group of chickens came out from behind a car. They were running all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
Folks won't believe what just occurred. It's so crazy, I feel I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?